Sagerman's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Lost Rhapsody]

Pretty nice.

Very consistent man. Seems like you put a lot of thought into making this, and a lot of time into watching Lost. How do I know? Cause I've spent just as much time watching Lost or more. That show rocks. I'm just going to show this to my friend to catch her up on the first season. Awesome.

[Lilium]

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"Of Wich I pointed" probably should be "which" instead.

[Computer Problems]

I'll be honest.

I didn't watch all of this. I couldn't listen to it any more. The sound is god-awful. It really sounds like dying cats mixed with the sound of a dentist drill. Everything. Not just the voices. I couldn't take it man. It was just really bad. The plot so far as I saw was okay, and I could kind of see where you were going, but I saw nothing funny or stylish in it and also the graphics were kind of poor. Overall, it kind of sucked. Especially the sound, and now I think I will never watch flash movies again. You killed me.

[From Above]

I love the simpsons.

Uh, it was pretty good. It kind of got worse as it went on. The actual main character guy was kind of sick. He kind of made me want to throw up, but it was a neat little thing.

[Kenny Rogers' Jackass]

Well.

At least this is better than that thing in the portal right now, Mario and Luigi Little John or whatever. At least you drew some things. This guy just put Chappelle's Show behind some mario and luigi sprites. Yours has a .57 and his has a 2.88. I think yours deserves a higher score than his any day. Even though it sucks.

[Awesome Dave [Pilot ]]

Yeah, I'm not sure.

It started off pretty cool, but it kind of seemed like I bought a random movie from AlantheBox or someone, but I ended up with a crappy off-brand version that I got in the 99 cents DVD box at walmart. I'm not sure that you've yet mastered random humor. Not that anyone really has. But, keep going. Seems like it could work out. Maybe. Someday. In the future.

[Zelda's PRIDE force]

well

I would have given it a ten for picking a subject that everyone will vote five on whether it was good or bad, but that wasn't an option. I think I will submit a video of me crapping on the floor and then eating it but sub in Links head for mine. Maybe then I'll be 1st on the portal of all time. Hey, it's possible. This submission proves that. (Sorry for being so harsh. Just taking out my anger about all these Zelda parodies getting such good ratings when they are about the same as most everything else or just plain horrible. It's not all personal. Not all.)

[Halo Armageddon]

Yeah, I can't really find my old worms game.

I tried playing the original worms on SNES today, but I couldn't find it. Also, this sucked. I mean, it was cool for a worms parody, but come on guys. Front page? 3.89? I think not. It lasted too long. I just watched you play Worms Armageddon(or however you spell that word). But anyway, it was cool for a parody. But it sucked as a submission.

[Anakin loves Padme]

Nice one dude.

Great parody man. I wanted to do something like this, but didn't have the time. Hilarious. Those scenes in the movie were ridiculously close to this flash movie. But both movies did rock. Though the script of the George Lucas version was pretty horrible.

[SSS: And So It Begins...]

Man, I've been waiting for this.

I have been wishing something like this would come out that would be epic and cool like this. I don't know where it's going, but I can't wait for the next one. I mean, who were the other shadowy figures in the preloader? I can't wait to find out. Well done, guys. Great animation and sound. Loved it.