Sagerman's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Star Wars Transitions]

Hilariously True.

It is very quiet here, in my room of solitude. So when I pushed play and those loud trumpets in the Star Wars theme came on right when I pushed it, I just about jumped out of my chair. Scared the piss out of me.

[Ball Factory]

Good little film. I really liked it.

con·sum·er·ism - 1. the theory that an increasing consumption of goods is economically desirable; also : a preoccupation with and an inclination toward the buying of consumer goods

but a good little film nontheless. Rock on.

[Massacre : RB2]

No freakin' way, man.

I don't bash these artists! They suck! Where do you get off saying this stuff? This thing was the worst I've ever seen! I've eaten better crap off my uncles slippers than this movie! It had no creativity and no talent! You are the worst!
Wait. Wait a second. I am bashing. Oh my god. I....I can't belive it. I don't know how it happened. I just - got so enraged...I couldn't help it. Can you forgive me? Don't look at me! I'm a monster.

[The Non-Livingstons #002]

Best new show on the Internet.

Man, I love this show. I saw the first one and hoped that it wouldn't be one of those that faded into obscurity. This is a great little toon. I laughed my balls off. I'm suing you for my medical bills.

[MC Hawking: Music Video]

Sheep, eh?

I'm a critic, such as yourself, but shouldn't we also represent the view that science is based on faith as much as religion is? Really, what we know about the world is quite trivial. Scientists make hypotheses about things, and base their "evidence" on the fact that that hypothesis is true. If later it is proved false, since they had no evidence for real in the first place, the rest falls apart. Science is really just a collection of loose assuptions, ready to crumble at any second, so who are the sheep? Seems more like we all are. Following these gods of science around, listening to everything they say, never seeing any real proof for ourselves. We would never know if they were lying or if science doesn't really exist at all because we believe it so blindly. If that's not also blind faith, then I don't know what is. Not trying to dis your show or anything. It was pretty good, but a little unfairly biased. I know it's all in good fun. Just keeping it real, y'all.

MC-Hawking responds:

By definition science is not based on faith. If you believe that science and religion are the same then I suggest you stop using your computer to send emails and start asking god to deliver your messages for you.

[Trix Rabbit Justice Ad]

Nice.

Really funny stuff. Good concept. Was that music from The Truman Show? Cause it really sounded like it, but I haven't seen that movie in years. Maybe I should go watch it. Yeah....

[If...]

I just killed myself.

Freakiest Halmark card I've ever seen, dude. If it wasn't for sound, this might have sucked fat donkeyballs. But the sound was great, so I could watch it again, but maybe only if it was out of sight and I was just listening to the music.

[Safe Sex?]

A sphincter says what?

Dude, that sucked. Don't let Tom fool you, the last guy is right. This doesn't deserve front page. I'm not trying to get you down or anything. Just being honest for your sake. But then again, is it really for your sake? You got on the front page with this crap, so maybe if you continue making undeveloped and poorly done flashes then you will gain fame. I'll probably see your new T.V. series premiere on daytime Fox television. I can't wait.

[Blackman Dead]

I'm glad.

I'm glad that some people like to submit flashes like this. I love the humor and violence that we mostly get from newgrounds as much as the next person. But I also think we miss out on a lot of more serious things like this one. I have put off making things like this because I knew everyone would hate them for being serious, but I think this guy got it right. I like the simplicity of the animation, because it makes you listen to the words. Nice.

[Marcus Peblo 8]

Wonderful

Dude, you captured amazing imagery with that stuff. Nice work with the colors, and I know it is hard to do that. Thanks for letting us watch it.