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[Pixelated: Ep. 1]

Hey man

I understand your plight, or at least a little. You have big ideas and funny and important things to say and make fun of, but you suck at drawing and animating. Me too. I can't draw worth a shit. I mean, check out some of my stuff if you don't believe me. Don't let it stop you. You keep making these movies and you show them that you don't have to have awesome animation. I thought it was funny, but ugly. Rock on.

AlexTraynor responds:

While I do think you're being just a tad harsh giving me a 0 on graphics (come on, it's bad, but no 0 bad), you make a point. I'm not stopping, and don't plan on it. At the end of the day all that matters to me is that I got my point across. But hey, at least I didn't use stick figures.

And if you think your drawing is bad, you must be blind.

Thanks for laughing.

[MC Hawking: Music Video]

Sheep, eh?

I'm a critic, such as yourself, but shouldn't we also represent the view that science is based on faith as much as religion is? Really, what we know about the world is quite trivial. Scientists make hypotheses about things, and base their "evidence" on the fact that that hypothesis is true. If later it is proved false, since they had no evidence for real in the first place, the rest falls apart. Science is really just a collection of loose assuptions, ready to crumble at any second, so who are the sheep? Seems more like we all are. Following these gods of science around, listening to everything they say, never seeing any real proof for ourselves. We would never know if they were lying or if science doesn't really exist at all because we believe it so blindly. If that's not also blind faith, then I don't know what is. Not trying to dis your show or anything. It was pretty good, but a little unfairly biased. I know it's all in good fun. Just keeping it real, y'all.

MC-Hawking responds:

By definition science is not based on faith. If you believe that science and religion are the same then I suggest you stop using your computer to send emails and start asking god to deliver your messages for you.

[X-Men: Death Becomes Them]

Allright, I'll bite.

That's pretty funny stuff. Those plots get all crazily twisted, and I remember being a kid and missing one episode of the cartoon show, then trying for days to figure out what in god's name was going on. You need to get a good microphone. Also, unlike that last review, I don't believe it would be beneficial to start a series of this. There isn't much room to grow. I enjoyed your film. Rock on.

Wogoat responds:

It's not the microphone, the distorted voices are just that: distorted through various filters. I'm sure I'll get better at using them as times goes on.

[An alien rhyme]

Rofl.

Rofl, man. Rofl. I don't know what that means, but rofl. Your background and preloader were pretty good, but it looks like a different person drew the alien. Are you sure that you didn't collaborate with your little sister or something? Other than that, really hilarious. Stickittodemaneosis. Rofl.

east-clintwood responds:

Man...you are the gayest. I mean.. mabye it's just because you keep saying Rofl, which by the way means ransomed ostriche's faggot lovers, or mabye it's just because you liked it. Thanks.

[Rhandum Moovey]

Not bad.

Decent stuff in some places. Needs direction dude. I know you did it to be random and everything, but it would have been cool to have some structure. I enjoyed it though.

TvP responds:

Well after about 32 flash's you would know what I mean when I want to make something out of the ordinary and with no structure. Thanks.